>From: "Raine D-----" <rraine------@msn.com> >To: datinghotwomen@yahoo.com >Subject: gip >Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 01:06:30 -0500 > > >Chris, > >You are a very troubled individual. >You are completely degrading your entire gender by posting your website. >Although, I do appreciate your honesty and >it gives women a better understanding about how you and certain members of the male >species think. >Thanks > >Rraine >
Rraine,
To quote the recording artist Akinyele, "Put it in your mouth, I said your muthafuckin mouth".
I think that about sums it up, honey.
Thanks for writing! Chris
>From: MnJesus------@aol.com >Date: Fri, 27 Dec 2002 00:00:07 EST >Subject: (no subject) >To: datinghotwomen@yahoo.com > > >hi.please write me >
Dear Jesus,
Hi. Are you retarded or something? Because that's okay if you are.
Mystified, Chris
>From: "inamor-----" <inamor-----@attbi.com> >To: datinghotwomen@yahoo.com >Subject: >Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 12:33:58 -0800 > > >You cracked me up!!! very funny page! I know your serous about this, but it is hard not to >laugh. > >I am currently working on a page of a similar outline, but I am a single mother trying to >get my bachelor's in computer science. > >I wish you luck with your endeavors! >
I-
There seems to be a rash of single mothers contacting me these past few months. Odd.
P.T. Barnum said it best, "There's a sucker born every minute". And a new panhalder website every 15.
Seriously, good luck with the degree, and I hope that your child doesn't grow up to be like me.
exit(0); Chris
>Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 19:20:08 -0800 (PST) >From: "David M------" <davidm------@yahoo.com> >Subject: datinghotwomen@yahoo.com >To: datinghotwomen@yahoo.com > > >Hey, what race are you? I might be interested in a >donation, to further aid your procreation. > >david >
David,
Can I 'feel' like I'm a certain race? Because I think I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.
You know, it's good to know that there are still people like you out there to offset the bleeding heart liberals of the world.
Let's just say that I watch the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News with a big grin on my face. We are a race of our own.
Danke schön! Chris
>From: "Andrew B-----" <soulra------@earthlink.net> >To: datinghotwomen@yahoo.com >Subject: your crappy site >Date: Tue, 12 Nov 2002 22:8:19 -0700 > > >You are an asshole and you copied savekaryn.com. > >--- Andrew B----- >--- soulra-----@earthlink.net >
Andrew,
Is it that obvious? Or are you that clever? My guess? I don't think Mensa lost your application, sweet-cheeks. Get the picture?
Cheers! Chris
>Date: Wed, 4 Sep 2002 14:09:47 -0700 (PDT) >From: "Jasmine R----------" <nyhottie----@yahoo.com> >Subject: Bump 'N Grind Me >To: datinghotwomen@yahoo.com > > Hello Player Wannabe Chris, > > What's up with your date log? It's been a week > since your last post... Let me guess, since no one > has generously donated money to your cause, you are > left hung (Har har har) to dry? You do realize that > by blue-balling your audience, your chances of > "ruining" it with future hot women are far to > none... not much different from now, huh? I hope > you don't mind if I make a suggestion? It would > involve me, you, and a midget named Bridget. > > Call me 1-800-CUM-RIDE > > Jasmine > >
Jasmine,
While your offer sounds intriguing, I must say that I am personally prejudiced against midgets. In fact I know one named Angelica that I find to be quite annoying (not to mention extremely loud for her diminutive size).
If you would like to dontate something other than a monetary contribution I would happily accept items in either digital or polaroid format. That is, as long as you aren't one of the people getting blue-balls (no fruits or haflies, please).
Thanks for your interest, Chris
>Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 08:13:22 -0700 (PDT) >From: "Jenna F--------" <jenn------------@yahoo.com> >Subject: Are you some... >To: datinghotwomen@yahoo.com > >Are you some kind of idiot? What makes you so special to date a hot woman? You are probably a tub of lard. > >You should put your picture on the site so that we know our money is going to a good cause. If you are a hot guy then giving you money would be a good investment. >BUT if you are a crappy looking retarded freak then giving you money for hotwomen would be like giving you money to play the lotto. > >as a chinese proverb once said, "Yu Suk, Yu Ing-signifi-cunt!" > >-:) >
Jenna,
Just because I have a website it does not follow that I must be updating it from my parents' basement while on my 2nd pizza and 5th 2-liter of Mountain Dew. I can with all confidence safely say that I am not a "tub of lard", but actually a very active and fit individual. I am not above posting pictures of myself at a later date, but I refuse to use them as eye-candy for disenchanted young women that may be surfing the internet from their parents' basement.
There is actually nothing special about me, at least that I would admit to. I like to think that anyone can date a hot woman, but sadly most people don't believe in themselves. If you would like to date a hot woman, Jenna, you are free to do so as well. After all, these are modern times and I'm sure no one would judge you.
Thanks for writing! Chris
random hot chick
Want to link me up? Fuck off (for now). Link-up images coming soon.
